How To Make a Woman Squeel by Rainbow
I
have a lot of great customers and friends here and one in particular is very
wealthy with her own line of food products. She LOVES to go shopping for clothing
and to spend $1000 in an afternoon is just pocket change to her. She had met
Mr. Right and is moving to the United States in a couple of months. She called
me a couple of weeks ago about some donations she had for Cuba and her final
instructions were "You had better bring the van". I have learned that
with her...anything is possible.
My son and I arrived to find 7 garbage bags of clothing,
a whole box of makeup and another bag of medicines waiting. I thanks her for
the stuff and went to leave when she asked me to come back the next week for
some more. This was only ONE closet worth!!! When we got home and started sorting,
Mrs. Rainbow had a fit. Unworn and brand new Roots, Gap, Northern Experiance,
Nike, Calvin Klein etc.... There was not an off brand in the bags. I was half
tempted to stash some of it away and give it to Mrs. Rainbow for Christmas (being
the cheap bastard I am). There was also a bag full of stuff that would make
Victoria Secret and Fredricks of Hollywood blush.
Off to Havana I go and as usual I have a "Canada
Night" when I cook a Canadian style meal for my Cuban friends. Just after
dinner I call the girls into the bedroom and empty a shopping bag of these beautiful
Hooter Holsters onto the bed. The girls went NUTS!!!!!!!!! The guys just stood
in the doorway with big grins on their faces. Hell it was Valentines Day after
all. I quickly explained to the girls that the stuff was for free as long as
I got to fit and adjust the straps and cups. I'm not sure how you say "stick
it up your ass" in Spanish but I am pretty sure I heard it from Janet as
she howeled in laughter and delight. The guys and me just closed the door and
headed back to the rum on the table. The girls spent the better part of an hour
trying different things on but no amount of begging could get them to model
them in front of all the guys. Eventually they came out but they only had one
set each. They did not understand that they were to split up and take the entire
amount. When that was explained, they raced back into the bedroom to chose some
more. At the nights end, I don't know who was grinning more, The guys with a
belly full of rum and thoughts of love on their minds or the girls with bags
of bras and panties.
Inspite of not being able to demonstrate my abilities
with fitting womens under clothing, I had a blast. Besides, I have always been
better getting them off than putting them on. I even managed to get one nun
out of her habit....and then married her.